Category: Humor

Sex Machine

Is there really such a thing as a car that is indicative of a sex machine? Well, according to a news of the weird report I read a couple months back, at least one research firm thinks so. The firm sent out random surveys to thousands of men asking two simple questions: What car make do you drive? How often… Continue reading

To Twist a Phrase…

What if the hokie pokie is what it’s all about?! The LARGE PRINT giveth and the small print taketh away. Will you turn out to be the hero of your own life? When the terrified men on safari asked their guide what they should do about the hungry pack of wild animals encircling their tents, the guide responded, Stop acting… Continue reading

DeJa Vu

Those who know me, know that I don’t cook.  In my entire life I can count on one hand the number of meals I have prepared. I walk into the grocery store and stand there numbed by the overwhelming question, Whatever is all of this stuff for?!  All of the strangely named and packaged items are but the stuff of… Continue reading