Day: August 1, 2004

Are You a Top or Bottom Sorta Person?

I was attending the domicile cleansing rituals today, a much needed task. I was faced with the important question below: how should the toilet paper be affixed to the toilet paper rack? These are the important issues of life. I decided to ask those who choose to share. Toilet Paper Roll Poll How should the toilet paper come off of… Continue reading

Need Some Extra Ca$h?

I just don’t understand why my employer doesn’t agree!  If I were to be sold right now, as is, slightly used…well, ok, well worn (shall we say), I would fetch a tidy sum.  According to Human for Sale, I am “worth exactly: $2,349,970.00.”  Understand that price is “as is,” no implied or expressed warranties.  Void where prohibited by law. I… Continue reading