I am grieved to report that Conrad the Kat murdered my old wireless keyboard. Well, since his actions were unintentional, I guess it would more accurately be called manslaughter--keyboardslaughter?
He has decided he loves sitting on my desk while I work at the computer. (Here's a picture of the desk area from a previous post.) This wouldn't be such a problem if he would just sit there. But, no. He requires my attention. He demands to be rubbed. He lies on my desk, invariably onto the keyboard. He rolls over, invariably onto the keyboard. He steps on my computer keyboard so he can hear the strange popping sound that comes out of the speakers when the computer repeats a key several hundred times in a row. He likes to just sit in front of the screen and watch the mouse cursor glide across the screen like a delicious bug. He tries to touch it with his paw. Once he even attempted to bite it. He sticks his nose to my nose as I lean forward pondering the contents on the screen. He tries to step off of the desk and into my lap to crawl up onto my shoulder. While all of this is adorable, it makes getting any work done impossible!
So I've been trying to keep him from jumping on the desk. This upsets him greatly.
Now he sneaks up to the desk corner and waits. When the thinks the time is right, he jumps up onto the corner and tries to run past me to the other side. In doing so yesterday, he knocked over an open 12 oz. Diet Coke which spilled about a third of its remaining contents into my old (the thick white ones) Apple wireless keyboard. I was horrified!
In a frantic, desperate attempt to keep it from shorting out my laptop, I was trying to unplug the keyboard. Duh! It's a wireless device that connects via bluetooth!
When I came to my senses, I tried to get the Diet Coke out from between the keys. I was rather successful at putting a paper towel around a business card and inserting it between the keys and the plastic enclosure to soak up the liquid. Amazingly, the keyboard still worked!
The enclosure is clear. When I looked at the back side, I could a significant (read "huge") amount of the Diet Coke still inside the enclosure. When I would tilt the keyboard, the liquid formed a rather large "puddle" inside. I managed to tilt it over gently to let the coke drip out for some time, but, in the process, I think it breathed its last.
Fortunately an Apple store is just a few blocks away. I bought the new, much sleeker, aluminum wireless keyboard. I don't like the fact that this new keyboard lacks a numeric keypad--hence, the reason I still use a wired keyboard on my main desktop machine. I actually use the numeric keypad a great deal. So I also purchased Interlink's bluetooth keypad that can double as a stand alone calculator. It's an ugly plastic device but seems to function well.
The Interlink bluetooth keypad came in this most unusual black box. It almost feels sticky to the touch--something like a very thin coating of rubberized material. Upon touching it, everyone recoils from the box thinking some gross sticky substance is on it. Upon realizing that the box is made to feel this way, everyone then starts to pet it in adoring amazement. Clever marketing.
Well, poor Conrad! The iBeast hasbeen banished from my office!
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