Are You a Top or Bottom Sorta Person?

I was attending the domicile cleansing rituals today, a much needed task. I was faced with the important question below: how should the toilet paper be affixed to the toilet paper rack? These are the important issues of life. I decided to ask those who choose to share. Toilet Paper Roll Poll How should the toilet paper come off of… Continue reading

Need Some Extra Ca$h?

I just don’t understand why my employer doesn’t agree!  If I were to be sold right now, as is, slightly used…well, ok, well worn (shall we say), I would fetch a tidy sum.  According to Human for Sale, I am “worth exactly: $2,349,970.00.”  Understand that price is “as is,” no implied or expressed warranties.  Void where prohibited by law. I… Continue reading

The Manchurian Candidate

I saw the movie The Manchurian Candidate tonight. Wow! The similarities between the movie and the 2004 Presidential Election were more than transparent. I kept thinking it should have been entitled The Halliburton Candidate. Oops! Did I really say that?! If you don’t know, I will spare you. Let’s just say that the folks at Halliburton are really, REALLY good… Continue reading

Coolest Things on Earth

Audible and iTunes are among my favorites! Audible is providing the executive summary of the 600-page 9/11 Commission Report, which outlines the narrative of the full report and the recommendations that flow from it, for free at the iTunes store! The summary is 1 hour, 1 minute. Download it now. Click here for the free download! You must have iTunes!… Continue reading