Mitt Is J.u.s.t Like You!

Well, OK, you would never outsource poor Big Bird to China, or, worse yet, just kill him off. But Mitt agrees with you, not matter what you believe. If you don’t believe me, check out this fantastic website linked below. You indicate your position (liberal, moderate, or conservative) on any number of issues, and the site searches a database of… Continue reading

National Crisis!

The Pinkerton, The Purpleton, and The Orangoutang are all starting a “Stop Mitt Now!” campaign with all of their furry pals! And now, there’s an entire movement! Actually, this post is an excellent summary of the Big Bird fallout from Romney’s horrendous gaffe last night. PBS didn’t hesitate with its response to Governor Romney’s unexpected and outrageous statement: ARLINGTON, VA… Continue reading