Tag: Andy Borowitz

Can Anyone Help Me Out Here??

Since Sarah Palinâ„¢ has filed for a trademark for her name and her daughter’s name with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, does this mean I will have to pay her royalties every time I splash her idiocy across my blog? Will this be retroactive? I mean, will I have to pay for every time I’ve every bemoaned her craziness… Continue reading

Andy Borowitz Outdoes Himself

Two hysterical important press releases from the Borowitz Report: NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – One day after announcing that she would be a commentator on the Fox News Channel, the network revealed that former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin‘s appearances would be simulcast in English. “We are delighted that Gov. Palin will, for the first time, be understandable to the… Continue reading