Sex Machine

Is there really such a thing as a car that is indicative of a sex machine? Well, according to a news of the weird report I read a couple months back, at least one research firm thinks so. The firm sent out random surveys to thousands of men asking two simple questions:

  1. What car make do you drive?
  2. How often do you have sex?

    Those who drove BMWs professed to have almost twice as much sex as those who drove Porsches. Unfortunately, the report only mentioned those two car makes by name. Naturally, I was curious about my own make!

    I mentioned this little factoid to the people I work with in the office. Suddenly, everyone in the office is paying a tremendous amount of attention to BMW owners. I’m serious! Driving down the road on the way to lunch one of my co-workers, who will remain nameless, all but leaped out of the car, O, my god! Look! It’s not just a BWM, it’s a black convertible BWM!!  Jeeze! I feel like a little kid in the back seat of the car playing Piddidle: looking for cars with one headlight, or Slug-Bug: punching my little sister when I would see the VW Beetle first. What?! … You didn’t do that?

    I wanted to replicate the research study on my blog, but my polling script can not cross correlate responses. Rats! So, the next big question on everyone’s mind is: Is it true? All of the talk of late on my blog about politics has become too intense. Let’s go to the polls about something that’s really important!!

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